DISQUS

The Angry Drunk: Scott Moritz: Idiotic Douchebage Or Moronic Cock-sucker? You Decide

  • Zigziggityzoo · 9 months ago
    GLORIOUS.
  • Ged Maheux · 9 months ago
    Right there with ya boss. I've been a critic of Moritz for years - http://gedblog.com/2007/10/28/scott-moritz-full...
  • Matt Stocum · 9 months ago
    "Observers wanting more information about a rumored tablet device went home disappointed." Probably after coming to the conclusion that they're fucking morons for not realizing the event was about iPhone OS 3.0, when Apple fucking told them it was. i have a prediction for Mr. Moritz, he's a moron and shouldn't be making predictions about tech companies.
  • Sigivald · 9 months ago
    The company will unveil a 10-inch touchscreen tablet computer sometime this year, say analysts

    These analysts have names, Scott?

    Yeah, didn't think so.
  • Albert Willis · 9 months ago
    When I heard TheStreet.com axed 18 staffers, I was so hoping that Scott Moritz would be one of them. Damn! No such luck.

    BTW, I'm kind of leaning towards Idiotic Douchebag.
  • indiana61 · 9 months ago
    No fair Angry Drunk person! It is impossible to pick only one when both are obviously applicable.
    Saw Jim on Jon's show, could not believe people actually listen to that whiny voiced, pluperfect cunt!
  • spsmyth · 9 months ago
    I'm going for Moronic Cock-Sucker, just because it sounds better. He's right up there with every other link baiting douche nozzle that needs to get hits to justify their pathetic existence.
  • Grandma Nazi · 9 months ago
    Just a "you're" and "your" switch and this will be just perfect.
  • The Angry Drunk · 9 months ago
    Eh, thanks. Homophones are a pain when the blood's a boiling.
  • indiana61 · 9 months ago
    Ahh, homophones! Dells smartphone for guys who can dance well.